Balls Wipe

someone (a dude or a hoe) thats an ass, a tard, and idiot.

A hoe that licks balls all day or an annoying kiss ass.

Hey you balls wipe!!!!

F*ckin balls wipe!

Your are a balls wipe.

by hellzhellz March 10, 2010

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Rogue Wiping

To wipe even though one hasn't taken a shit.

One might go to the bathroom to rogue wipe due to a swamp ass.

Man my ass was so sweaty, I had to do some serious rogue wiping.

by suppertv October 27, 2020

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Single Wipe Wonder

When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.

Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!

by GCSRT8 December 09, 2011

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Forehead wipe

When you wipe your forehead hit accidentally wipe your butt.

LeBron: Yo, I just had the weirdest forehead wipe!
Obama: Ain’t no way my boy, you clownin.
LeBron: Nah, for real I just did! Look at my hand
Obama: *Slowly pans bison to Lebron’s hand with a brown lump on it*
LeBron: See! I had a crazy forehead wipe!
Obama: Aight, my bad homes.

by SalamiBootySmacker3000 June 25, 2023

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Swipe and wipe

When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.

I matched with her during swipe and wipe.

by Eric PH November 07, 2020

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