short wagon

A person who quits halfway through a job or a item that breaks down when needed most.

"Billy was such a short wagon today because he quit cleaning his room just when he was almost finished."

"This short wagon of a car broke down just when I needed to get to work !"

by Mightymikemd November 8, 2015

Musk Wagon

Referring to a Tesla, regardless of car model.

sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a musk wagon

by Musk Wagon May 23, 2023

Pussy Wagon

When you're hanging with good friends in your car.

Yo Gerald, let's take a pussy wagon to homecoming.

by Lil Transformer September 8, 2016

Cunt Wagon

A stupid silly bitch that is worse than a karen

"Look at the fucking cunt Wagon roll"

by Unlucky_Tanuki October 5, 2025

Pokè wagoner

Someone who hasn't watched Pokèmon growing up playing and dosen't know any type of Pokèmon, and yet they still play Pokèmon GO.

Dude, this girl is playing Pokémon GO, and she doesn't know what a Pikachu is. She is a Pokè wagoner.

by Bullard6311 August 12, 2016

Wagon Pulling A Bunch of Dirt

Hideous, ugly, looking rotten

Guys be on zoom calls looking like a wagon pulling a bunch of dirt, wipe off the webcam, turn on a light, something!

by TimCook May 15, 2021

A Wagon

A trending metaphorical term to describe a specific type of large "booty". Dumptruck refers to a booty that typically exceeds the measurement of 40".

Damn man she s hauling a wagon!

by Jrs88 November 20, 2025