Slow Soap

A dramatic production that presents all the tropes of television soap operas but is performed at half the speed and often filmed with a shallow depth of field.

The show wan a gazillion accolades but was basically a slow soap rom-com.

by dizzyvision September 29, 2022

slow bump

Slowly bottoming out in the girlfriends asshole

Chris slow bumped Chelsea’s asshole

by Show pony March 20, 2022

Slow whine

an iconic song with basically one lyric

Chris can’t slow whine ugh what a loser

by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020

slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.

“Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster. I never even saw it coming!”

by anonymous February 3, 2023

slow bars

When the Internet loads slowly due to only one or two bars.

It is taking me a while to load the bar menu due to slow bars.

by Cyberclam May 3, 2023

slow

a person who has a mental capability of a baby squirrel and havent or didnt learn how to comprehend basic information

Dave is very "slow" he doesnt understand any kind of slang !

by bazraaaaaaa October 8, 2023

Slow-getter-upper

A roommate or friend who gets up in the morning at a slow pace.

Jo is a slow-getter-upper.

by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024