Vampire Teeth

When you eat a girl out when she’s on her period

Chad: did you eat her out?
Brad: yeah she was on her period.
Chad: congrats bro! You got your vampire teeth

by Nealspunchingbag May 11, 2019

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020

Civil war graveyard teeth

When the teeth in a persons mouth resemble the tombstones of a civil war graveyard.

You see that chick, she’s got civil war graveyard teeth. Should invest in some braces.

by Spaghetti Don February 17, 2024

Bang your teeth

A phrase commonly used by roadmen when threatening someone or something

Roadman 1) bruv fuck off before i bang your teeth
Roadman 2) shut up bruv i'd batter you out of existence

by wannaberoadman October 08, 2019

racist teeth

It has been observed that racist white people tend to have pointier canine teeth

I can’t trust John, he’s got racist teeth and also played lacrosse in high school.

by DJMaJ0R July 04, 2023

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

bare your teeth

show me that you've still got it to deal with whatever is holding you back or confronting you

eddie: I've got into a problem with some people
friend of eddie: you've got to bare your teeth to them or else they're gonna mock you and disrespect you
eddie: you're right, i'll bare my teeth to them

by DigitsMock January 28, 2025