Ye Olde Texting

In simple terms, it's called 'passing note'. It's an ancient art form that is used only by those of us who lack the current technology to text their freinds. Ye Olde Texting is used primarily by females and flamboyantly gay teen boys.

Girl 1: "Hey, did Iggles ever text you back?"
Girl 2: "No... I don't have texting anymore, so we use 'Ye Olde Texting'! I even got us this cool new notebook!"
Girl 1: "..."
Girl 2: "What?!"
Girl 1: "You're fucking lame!"

by ♥Lilli K♥ March 13, 2009

um yes please

When yummy is ready

Mom; Heskeboy your dinner is ready!
Heskeboy: um yes please um no please

by lilyungcylinder September 24, 2018

Dog Bless Yes

An Albanian person who sips soy as their girlfriend is being screwed by others, who is also likely to betray you.

A: Hey dude, I selled my friends out the other day, hehe..
B: Argh, duude! You pulled a Dog Bless Yes on them!

by The Lambda October 29, 2019

What-ye-call-it

(Whachjecallit)
A word substituted when the correct noun is spontaneously forgotten

Also known as "on the tip of my tongue" or "f**kin..."

Yea I used the What-ye-call-it to hit the thingymbob into the plank of wood

by Michael Pablo el Juan the Thir August 10, 2022

yo mum ye

Guy 1: 'Step 1, roast the potatoes.'
Guy 2: *doesn't get it* 'YO MUM YE!!'

or

*akward convo*
Guy speaking: 'blah blah blah... so what about you?'
Other guy: 'erm... YO MUM YE'
Guy: '...'

*akward convo*
Guy speaking: 'blah blah blah... so what about you?'
Other guy: 'erm... YO MUM YE'
Guy: '...'

by Londos June 27, 2023

ye well chief

Are you okay? *in Irish.

*sheep giving birth* *person* “ ye well chief” *sheep* “baaah”

by Alldagorls July 3, 2018

Yes day for girls

On november 17th all girls must say yes to anything

if a guy asks for her pen she needs to say yes day for girls

by inszoe November 16, 2020