Brown Eagle

When you’ve pooped once already, and didn’t wipe very good, then poop a second time, the resulting butt stamp on the back of the toilet seat is known as a brown eagle.

I really need to take a dump but somebody stamped a brown eagle on the toilet seat.

by The real B Jones October 15, 2018

Brown Screamer

The act of having such a painful dump that you scream in pain.

Those chicken wings last night gave me such bad brown screamers!!

by Akbar Shabazz February 20, 2007

brown omelette

When one person poops into his/her hand and rubs it into partners vagina.

My girlfriend slapped me after I gave her a brown omelette.

by HermanButt December 2, 2017

Brown Upset

Occurs when you feel an intense urge to take a crap and as usual, you are very excited to squeeze out a few good steam logs. The excitement comes to a devastating end when you sit down and release one huge fart that echoes vigorously in the toilet. What you thought would be a satisfying solid turned out to be nothing but gas. The brown upset usually ends with one sitting on the toilet with their head in their hands, very upset.

I called out of work because I had a brown upset

by Robert Gildberg July 10, 2010

brown oyster

ejaculating into a woman's two-hole, fishing it out and then feeding it to her

Last night, I fed this girl the biggest brown oyster you've ever seen!

by Lipps October 21, 2012

brown gavin

The OTHER vagina!

not this week bazza, stick it in my brown gavin!

by sandcastles July 27, 2010

Midnight Brown

Defecating (expelling feces) in the middle of the night.

Haley excused herself from the 12:00 am showing of the movie to take a midnight brown.

by H. Windfield May 22, 2013