Fuck yo momma's son

Literally meaning FUCK YOU also dissing your mom at the same time. Since on the internet most of the people who will ever use this term is saying it to guys.

the list can go on maybe
Fuck your momma's son
Fuck your mum's daughter
Fuck your mum's whole family
Guy1:dude what the fuck is your problem

Guy2:YOU KNO WHAT FOO!

Guy1:What...

Guy2:FUCK YO MOMMA'S SON

Guy1: WHAT YOU WANNA FUCK ME ?

Guy2: omg you kno what i meant.
by DudeOMGWTFBBQKKK? March 19, 2007
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jus' like yo' momma

kids who genetically are going to have trouble changing who they are because they act just like their mom.
come on nah, you's betta grow up or you's gonna be jus' like yo' momma!
by beck September 02, 2003
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Yo momma is so fat...

A start of joke which trys to insult someones mother. Usually used by 12-year olds, that say the same damn joke over and over again.
12-year old version:

Yo momma is so fat, when she swims in the ocean with the whales, they start singin' "We are family!"
by Mister Stupid November 28, 2004
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That’s why yo mommas dead

A comeback for when the opponents winning the argument
⚠️DO NOT SAY THIS TO SOMEONE WHOS MOTHER IS DEAD⚠️
Whiquisha: that’s why yo shoes raggity

Savage: that’s why yo mommas dead
Whiquisha: *starts crying*
Savage: what shoes she wearing huh?
by Idiot ⚠️✌️ June 22, 2020
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yo momma go to cowwage

The key root is "yo momma".

A commonly used term is "Yo Momma Goes to College!"

Except when you ghettofy it, it becomes "Yo Momma Go to Cowwage" showing emphasis on cowwage and how incorrect it sounds.

Pronounced: Yo Momma (Maw-muh) Go To Cowwage (Caw-Wedge)
Sam: Yeah I just got accepted to Pepperdine in Malibu, I'm psyched!!

Bill: You go to college?? Hah!

Sam: Uhh, yeah I go to college....

Michael: YO MOMMA GO TO COWWAGE!!

Bill: LOL!

Sam: Uh.....ok.....?
by HELLO BEAUTIFUL SEXY LESBIANS January 02, 2008
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I'll Blade On Yo Mommas Ass

The act of roller blading on ones mommas behind. Often used to offend someone or just to sound cool.
Ill blade down stairs, ill blade down rails. Shit ill blade on yo mommas ass. Fuck yall im goen bladen
by V-Man April 19, 2005
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The comeback to any insult/negative comment
see so's your face and i know you are but what am i
Can ONLY be countered by "if i wanted a comeback, i'd wipe it off your chin"
Protester: Your bloody war has killed hundreds, if not thousands of people, destroyed countless amounts of property, and has made your country the most infamous in the world, all in the name of preserving America's oil interest.
Republican: .............. THAT'S WHAT YO MOMMA SAID ABOUT YOU!
Protester: Well you got me there.
by gri-unit October 02, 2005
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