Yarns

"yarns" is slang for crazy or surprising.

dude, that was totally yarns, did you see what they did?

by yarniebarnie November 5, 2021

Yarn

Yarn is a sigma male that edits for every t1 pro. He has an insanely large cock, although he is quite humble about it.

Damn, that guy's dick is so fucking big!
Ikr, after all he is daddy Yarn!

by ilysmyarnyyyyy November 22, 2021

Yarned

To be intoxicated on Colt 45. The phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated.

Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.

I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.

by Rolling tank of Jelly. March 14, 2009

Yarn Monkey

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.

This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.

by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011

Yarn

Anyone who resembles a Lachlan

I met this bloke with the other night called Lachlan I have never heard so much yarn in my life

by Kingyarn69 October 18, 2020

Yarn

Pirate Porn.

Yarr for pirate, Yarnnn For Pirate Porn.

oi mate, have you seen the latest yarn yet. I've heard it's got jack sparrow in it.

by TheUnknown123451 July 18, 2025

Yarn Vomit

Yarn vomit, also called yarn barf, is a term used in various yarn craft online spaces. It often refers to when someone attempts to pull just the center strand of a yarn skein, and in the process pulls out a large chunk of messy yarn. It can also be used in reference to any highly messy and tangled length of yarn.

"I was excited to use this yarn, but it's just become such an unworkable pile of yarn vomit. I don't think I could untangle it with a month of work."

by RobinYarn June 10, 2022