yarn

a word no one on Urban Dictionary can agree on the definition of.

person 1: yarn is a fibre!
person 2: no its a a story which more or less at any given moment contains a dubious amount of exaggeration!
person 3: no its a synonym for yeah or awesome!
person 4: no its a mental erection caused by the sight of a beautiful skein of yarn!
person 5: no its weed, or a type or pot or young ass reckless nigga!

by " " November 28, 2021

Yarned

Really fucked up

Man, i was frickin yarned last night!

by DingDong703 December 26, 2018

Yarn

Pirate Porn.

Yarr for pirate, Yarnnn For Pirate Porn.

oi mate, have you seen the latest yarn yet. I've heard it's got jack sparrow in it.

by TheUnknown123451 July 18, 2025

Carb yarn

spaqettie noodles

That's a big ol'bowl of carb yarn

by Beef stick Pete June 24, 2017

Yarn Vomit

Yarn vomit, also called yarn barf, is a term used in various yarn craft online spaces. It often refers to when someone attempts to pull just the center strand of a yarn skein, and in the process pulls out a large chunk of messy yarn. It can also be used in reference to any highly messy and tangled length of yarn.

"I was excited to use this yarn, but it's just become such an unworkable pile of yarn vomit. I don't think I could untangle it with a month of work."

by RobinYarn June 10, 2022

Yarn

Anyone who resembles a Lachlan

I met this bloke with the other night called Lachlan I have never heard so much yarn in my life

by Kingyarn69 October 18, 2020

parp yarn

Spinning a long tale of bullcrap from yer arse.

That's just a bunch of parp yarn!

by parpyarn June 18, 2009