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Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth
Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"
by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019
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Carb yarn

spaqettie noodles
That's a big ol'bowl of carb yarn
by Beef stick Pete June 24, 2017
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Yarn wrangling

The term used in male prisons, mostly located in the midwest, for good ol knitting.
To knit doesn't seem as masculine as yarn wrangling for these boys.
by Phatcatwithastach February 7, 2020
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yarn

person 1: Say Yes.
person 2: Yarn!
by MelissaJeanButler February 17, 2020
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Yarn

Anyone who resembles a Lachlan
I met this bloke with the other night called Lachlan I have never heard so much yarn in my life
by Kingyarn69 October 18, 2020
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Yarn Monkey

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.
This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.
by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011
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Yarn

A real belter of a story, especially one which is funny or surprising. A yarn may be completely truthful, but it is rather common for a yarn to contain a Furphy or two, i.e. exagerrations for the sake of a better story.

It is important to note that listeners will rarely care whether or not a yarn is truthful, as the priority of a yarn is to entertain as opposed to providing an accurate recount. There is a classic saying in Australia illustrating this point, "never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn."
Me old man used to spin all sortsa yarns 'bout his time at the farm
by Crumblegut0702 September 22, 2023
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