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Lake Worth

High crime, low rent, generally run down city in east central Palm Beach County. Its noted for a high population of drug addicts, non-whites, released felons, sex offenders, pan handlers, prostitutes, and drug pushers. Commerce in Lake Worth consists of dealin' drugs, ho'ing, and graftin'. Lake Worth is in the 98th percentile of per capita run down auto parts stores within its city limits, compared with all US cities.

Lake Worth, n. - any old and run down place, that suffers from indigent population and usually has a high crime rate, esp. violent crime. v. - a) to make or cause an area to become run down and crime filled. b) to send or banish someone to a run down high crime area. Can also be used as an adjective or adverb.
This town has really got lake worth since the factory shut down.

Woman! You trying to lake worth my place with all your useless shit?

Shawnita's living west of town, since she dissed Jocko one to many times and he lake worthed her ass.
by Bordello Bob February 4, 2010
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Fluz Worth

(1) a very rare ball of fuzz that is worth alot of money and can be used as a currency in any country.

(2) a code name for cocaine
(1) That rich man has a ton of Fluz Worth.

(2) Hey man, has the shipment of Fluz Worth come in yet. O.J. Simpson is waiting for his load.
by Peter and Harper November 12, 2008
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Net worth

How many grams your posse would kill you for
this weeks share of my product got lost, hope my net worth is at least that to the supplier...
by klausef September 13, 2012
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Worth The Effort

Of or pertaining specifically to relationships, a person who proves themselves worthy of making additional effort to maintain the relationship current. This person may be worthy for many reasons: extraordinary looks, sexual prowess, great talent or exceptional social status.
1. A woman who maintains retro looks, can have a firm grasp as a geek, can cook pie and all whilst also being sexy and loving, is clearly "worth the effort".
2. A beautiful, talented and sexy girl who buys you a Mamiya for your birthday is clearly "worth the effort".
3. A beautiful, intoxicating, talented and awarded woman who is ungrateful, passive and demands a huge amount of caring, rather than attention is probably not "worth the effort".
by Philaeus April 2, 2010
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Worth Ethic

Worth Ethic is a set of values based on the virtues of hard work and diligence. A good Worth Ethic may include being reliable, having initiative or maintaining social skills.

People who exhibit good Worth Ethics should be selected for better positions, more responsibility and ultimately promotion.

Those with Worth Ethic are Worth a lot in the workplace (pun intended).
Innes has an outstanding Worth Ethic.
by WiiN January 8, 2009
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A Hobbit's Worth

When you have just enough gas to get there and back again.
Person 1: Are you sure you have enough gas to pick them up?
Person 2: Yeah, I've got about a hobbit's worth, we'll be fine.
by CodenameTex December 2, 2016
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Dearth of worth

To be lacking in substance, constitution or value. Adj. form in reference to a person typically concerns a shortcoming or absence in moral fiber, productivity or work ethic. Related to oxygen thief and antithetical to the Nietzschean Ubermensch as a drain on the collective strength and well-being of the human species.

The human subject is typically able-bodied, affluent or fiscally comfortable and suffers no shortage of consumer power, receipt of State resources and occupation of physical space-time. Dearths of worth, by nature, defy existing laws of nature and cannot be defined in terms of classical physics and Aristotelian, Copernican or Newtonian mechanics. Human dearths of worth likewise cannot be categorised in standard anthropological taxonomy or psychological evaluation. Most human dearths of worth do however adhere to the Law of Energy Conservation by their exertion of minimal energy and effort in producing as little new capital as possible. Conversely, they may also engage in and cause vast expenditure of labor in work which produces little or no tangible results in economic or cultural advancement. The contrast between this state of existence and their pathological inability to contribute to the betterment of humanity may find comparisons in quantum theory and deep cosmology; the living 'dearths of worth' are analogous to black holes and antimatter.
'Living' dearths of worth should not be confused with wasters or alkies. Substance abusers provide cultural enrichment by caricature, dramatic representation and living examples to provide educative warnings to others; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Trainspotting being two examples. Likewise, living dearths of worth are not by definition jobless or workshy; many have regular employment and even command positions of financial and political power. Examples include hedge fund managers and institutions which receive gargantuan fiscal rewards after causing catastrophic economic damage.

"Tha' new lassie Deborah's been hingin' abit noat daen' any o'the paperowrk. Uht's a disgrace."
"Ah, Jock, Deborah is not new. She has been here four years now. I do not think in such time she has produced one viable body of paperwork in all that time."
"Sae why d'the bosses keep her oan fir?"
"It defies rational explanation. She is a dearth of worth."

"The dog just sits there. Three house fires and not so much as a bark. The owners love him though, always buying him luxury dog treats."
"They've got themselves a dearth of worth for a pet."

"He speaks of the superiority of his race and its accomplishments."
"What does he do for a living?"
"He sells write-off cars to college students and young mothers."
"What does he do in his spare time?"
"He shouts at his television and writes hate mail to the local school board."
"He is most likely a dearth of worth."
by GoodFellaJack July 30, 2014
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