Wonton

A wonton is an Asian tourist or just a plain Asian who is bad or inexperienced at at everyday American things.

I was riding the chairlift the other day when I saw a massive group of wontons running around and screaming Asian words. all their gear was at the bottom of the hill and it seemed like they were looking for something (probably a ski pole or something).

by Db-Skis December 3, 2017

Wonton

When you walk into a bathroom stall, and there's something lurking in the toilet... Generally leftovers, from those who don't flush

Guy 1: Ew. Wtf is that?
Guy 2: yeah dude, it's goin all Wonton up in there, musta been McDs

by I is ApPLe May 20, 2016

Stuffing the Wonton

Having anal sex with an obese Asian Man

Dude He was Stuffing the Wonton so long he ran out of Duck Sauce

by Davie Dee March 27, 2011

Wonton

when one busts a nut on a toe(s)

BRO! BILLY JUST WONTONED ON BECCAS TOES!

by BILLYWONTON May 18, 2018

wonton

A typical English person, or somebody from the USA, Australia or NZ, who speaks only one language. i.e. one tongue. Sure, there are other nations around the world like that, but not many, probably due to English's status as the current world language. p.s. I'm a recovering ex Englishman, but gladly no longer a wonton.

He's a real wonton, that Londoner.

by namestillfree February 23, 2022

Dirty Wontoning

To stick ones ball sack and balls into another person's asshole. The act is dirty wontoning, and the ball sack afterwards is called a "Dirty Wonton".

>Hey, Katie! Wanna make some Chinese tonight?
>>Sure Collin, by Chinese do you mean dirty wontoning?

by VexxedIcon May 22, 2014

Pulling a Wonton

When you go balls deep into a crowd as a last ditch effort. Its like marriage without the option of divorce, there is no exit strategy.

I didn't make it but I tried by pulling a Wonton and committed hard.

by Ice Barrage March 16, 2021