Wentao 

Wentao is the most down-to-earth person. Wentaos are very short but are like tiny dinosaurs- very aggressive. Wentaos love defenestration, are great people and are very smart, but can be extremely depressed. However, being friends with a Wentao can bring you tons of 2nd-hand anxiety and depression.

Person 1: Is that a Wentao?
Person 2: Yep- he's so depressed eh...

Wentao by Da Prestopy Over Yonder December 31, 2024

jamie winton 

The number one male wife. The best You, Me and the Apocalypse. Love of Ara’s life <3

Person A: Jamie Winton is the loml

jamie winton by arielhatebot November 14, 2021

Gary Winthorpe (actual) 

A stand up guy. Like someone on the pupil leadership team in a Scottish high school.

Wow, that's a right good Gary Winthorpe (actual)

Gary Winthorpe (actual) by Wordsmitherybtw March 27, 2024

Filthy Winton 

A filthy winton is a life threatening condition where an individual, usually of smaller stature, finds pleasure in reading boring english literature. Common symtoms include:

- Large, protruding chin
- Lesbian-like mannerisms
- Small breasts

Wow, he's got a really bad case of Filthy Winton

Filthy Winton by thatthicccboi May 20, 2024

luis lerado winton mortimer 

receiving oral sex while shitting on a car windshield, specifically in the south western Brisbane region, eg. Toowoomba.

me and my girlfriend were in Toowoomba and she wouldn't let me do a Luis lerado winton mortimer with her, opportunity wasted...

luis lerado winton mortimer by rupert12 May 22, 2024