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Willow

A backstabbing bitch, who is more two-faced than the batman villain Two-Face
Willow: hello
Me: go away you two-faced mofo
by AnimeLove123 June 19, 2019
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Willow

A Willow is anyone of an Asian decent
Look a Willow
by Seanski8474 March 5, 2017
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Willow

Willow - Someone that cannot handle their weed.

someone that is a let down
oh man you left half a bowl you willow.

dont willow out on us now
by manchesterdopeboys December 10, 2008
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Willow

In 1975 an engineer at JPL is drawing Futuristic automobile designs for 2020 and a group from Ford Motor wrote " Should we Have A New Engine " for new automobile power systems" for 2020 but wasnt published due to an error made in the 697 pages of secret charts blueprints and images of these new type's of engine's. Since the Congress had secretly ordered the study so they had no choice but to contact pretty much the smartest man on the planet Professor William A. Fowler and request him to correct the mistake. The Professor was busy working on his Nobel Prize Project so he tossed it to Mr. Jerry Steven Winkle whom he had never met but was told the Mr. Winkle had the highest scores ever recorded on the western seaboard for the AFEES Exam's. Meaning he was smarter or scored higher than any person in the military past or present except for a few Astronauts. IN the mean time the engineer took his project home and built a Exotic Racing Car Manufacturing Company that he Named the Willow after the Willow Springs Race Track Near the Xavier James Davis Ranch in Tehachapi, California. Mr. Winkle had corrected the error which was a typo for a Date on Page 6-53.

In Early 2017 the engineer and Mr. Winkle crossed paths which resulted in Mr. Winkle purchasing the company from the engineer. Mr. Winkle has plans to relocate the company to the Xavier James Davis property where the Willow X-JD Racing Car Manufacturing will Call home. Right across the road from the Willow Spring's Race Track.
The Willow set a track record last weekend with the Willow X-JD Methyl-Alcohol Powered Turbine Engine.
by Jastro Wind February 26, 2017
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Willow

When a woman's fiance has died before they had the chance to marry. When a man's fiancee has died before they had a chance to marry, he becomes her willower. Just like the tree, the fiance as departed from this world, the willow or willower STILL weeps even like those who have married.
Poor girl, her fiance has died and they had just set a date for the wedding. I guess that makers her his willow, then...
by Lady Byron October 22, 2010
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The Willows

Bar/ banquet facility/bowling alley located in the small town of Holland in western NY. The atmosphere in there is a crap-shoot. Could be hip hop jukebox night or country karaoke night, gotta show up to find out. Been known to attract the most beautiful people of Holland and surrounding towns.
Yo you wanna go to the willows for some daytime drinking and jukebox hero?

-What did you do last night?
-went to the willows for a ham sub, i'm so hung over today.
by Mr plowman February 4, 2010
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Willow

A girl who lives in Ingersoll Ontario. She has two best friends named Leia and Cameron. She has a brother and a kind of step-sister named Avery.
Look at Willow she is so cool!
by 👁🦷👅🦷👁 May 17, 2022
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