john wilkes boof

Is when you convince a friend to boof for the first time and they die from it.

Dude, did you see Chris last night? Larry convinced him to boof some drank and he yeeted his cololn and fell TF out, totally got John Wilkes Boofed.

by ponoche the kid May 13, 2021

The John Wilkes Booth

During a movie or play, you must sneak up on a man with beard and/or top hat and proceed to blow your load in the back of his head. After you're finished, successfully break your leg while fleeing from the scene.

Joe: So how'd you get in the hospital?
Desmond: I gave Charlie The John Wilkes Booth Charlie last night at The Nutcracker.
Joe: Good job, boii!!

by joesimmons March 17, 2011

John Wilkes Booth

Teh dude that shot Lincoln dead in a theather in 1865.

I know this guy's great-great-grandson, Patrick Booth.

by squee1 September 13, 2005

John Wilkes Booth

While in a movie theater you blow a load on the back of someone's head and then try to run out before you get caught.

The guy in front of me sure was pissed when I gave him a John Wilkes Booth

by snizzlewizzle May 17, 2021

John Wilkes Booth

1) the man who assassinated president Lincoln

2) a person who two people have both hooked up with, dated, crushed on or have had some romantic connection with.

“Robin Scherbatsky was Ted and Barney’s John Wilkes Booth”

by Oneshyshawty April 18, 2022

West Wilkes middle

Stay away from this hot guy he’s going into 9th grade and he’s mine so back off losers

West Wilkes middle he is hot

by Daddypig087 July 27, 2022

Washington wilkes highschool

It is the one highschool in wilkes county. It is a ghetto school with little education learned. Fights, drugs, and gangs on campus are high. Its a great place if you wanna make bad friends and ruin your life.

Washington wilkes highschool was the school that MTO had overtook.

by ARealRightDudeFromTheDub August 14, 2017