When two males wish to engage in an act of intimate solidarity, they gently submerge the tips of their penises in melted candle wax and then connect them to each other, allowing the wax to dry and create a tip-to-tip bond that may physically last only moments, but metaphorically will last a lifetime.
When the brothers discovered their mutual love of scented candles, they decided to strengthen the nature of their relationship and engage in the time honored and sacred ritual of woodwick welding.
by wendalo32 December 8, 2020

by mikegav October 20, 2008

He’s a north African that Comes from the real hoods , he’s a cute mf , Has the cutest eyes and smile , He’s in great shape , he’s in love with lifting in the gym and Running.
Either He’s name is badr or his moms name is moufida hence the nickname.
Either He’s name is badr or his moms name is moufida hence the nickname.
by I like him September 14, 2020

When two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get butt to butt and procede to simu -poop. The turds breach ass at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the turd welding process. After a few moments the turds beome one. The turd welding is complete!
See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.
See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.
by Death Dragon February 18, 2011

The extreme of beer goggles.
He was putting the moves on a chick with a mullet and beer gut. He must have been wearing the beer welding mask.
by DangerousDave June 5, 2005

A welding school located in Nevada, Missouri that educates people (mostly ex-cons), to weld. They don't really teach a whole lot. But after you do anything (such as weld a particular bead) thousands of times, over and over, till your hands bleed.. I'm sure you will get better at anything.
by Appleseedouch May 25, 2011

When the term "Beer Goggles" doesn't go far enough to describe a drunk person's inability to see what s/he is about to do.
Joe: Did you see who John was taking home?
Fred: Yeah, he was totally beer goggling.
Joe: No, he was way beyond that. He had a beer welding shield.
Fred: Yeah, he was totally beer goggling.
Joe: No, he was way beyond that. He had a beer welding shield.
by mathmonkey February 9, 2009
