Wednesday

Name of a person who is the kindest, most caring but yet also cutest human being on earth.

OMG IS THAT WEDNESDAY!!! SHE IS SO ADOOOOOOORABLE!!!ARGHHHHHH!!!

Wednesday by Kitsyune July 8, 2026

Wednesday Bubism

Wednesday Bubism is the act of partaking in what would seem to be an extravagant weekend outing on a Wednesday, in order to alleviate the pain of all the pressures that life throws at you. A central aspect of Wednesday Bubism, apart from getting intoxicated, is taking vast amounts of cocaine throughout the outing, with lines being referred to as 'pythons' due to their immense size.

Friend: 'Tough week, I need a break before I collapse.'
Friend 2: 'I feel you, what about some Wednesday Bubism?'
Friend: 'Say no more' *takes out bag filled with some ominous white powder, reminiscent of fish scales*

Wednesday Bubism by Yourpseudonymwillnotappear April 11, 2019

Wednesday 13

The king of the ghouls and lead singer for an array of amazing bands; Frankenstein Drag Queens, Murderdolls, Wednesday 13, Bourbon Crow, Gunfire 76 and Maniac Spider Trash. A true master of every genre.

Obsessed with b-movies and classic horror, he has penned such classics as 'Buried by Christmas', 'Love at First Fright' and 'Bloodsuckers Anonymous'. What is there not to love?

In addition to this, he is the reason behind the popular internet phrase 'OMFW13' or 'Oh-my-fucking-Wednesday-13'

Person 1; 'O.M.F.G, what is that sound?'
Person 2; 'That is the music of the one and only, Wednesday 13'
Person 1; *dies and goes to heaven/hell (delete as appropriate)*

Wednesday 13 by getzombified August 3, 2010

wednesday thursday friday 

1. what the fuck?
2. WTF
3. code if you're in an atmosphere where swearing is not allowed
4. usually a response of disbelief and/or confusion

Wednesday Thursday Friday!! What were you thinking copying off Sue's test.

Bill,? Wednesday Thursday Fiday? I asked you to fill the paper towels 3 hours ago.

Wdenesday Thursday Friday? How the hell did Bob pass? He never even comes to class

wednesday thursday friday by diddy784 August 3, 2007

wednesday 13

Singer Joseph Poole, Born 1976.
Known as Wednesday 13
Was originally In 'Maniac Spider Trash'
Also in 'Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13'
Also in 'Murderdolls' ( firstly known as 'The Rejects' )
Also in 'Wednesday 13'
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Great singer
Long black hair/some dreaded
lip piercing/Right eyebrow piercing
tattoos on both arms
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Songs include alot of content about Cliche horror movies
Heroes - Vincent Price ( old horror movie star )

Wednesday 13 is one of the greatest singers this world has known

wednesday 13 by Jonny Bush May 22, 2007

Wednesday Waitress 

A girl that is not very attractive (of uninspiring beauty, plain jane). Unsuitable for working as a waitress on Friday or Saturday.

Person A: Did you see that girl?

Person B: What Girl?
Person A: Nevermind, Wednesday waitress.

Wednesday Waitress by Adamorals May 27, 2009

Wednesday Trim 

A Wednesday trim is when you trim your pubes on a Wednesday in anticipation of getting lucky on the weekend.

It is important to trim on a Wednesday because it gives you time to grow a little stubble, and get rid of the razor burn so it doesn't look like you shaved just for the weekend.

Person 1: "Dude my ex girlfriend is coming over Friday, should I shave the pubes before she comes?"

Person 2: "Bro, you should go with the Wednesday Trim, that way she knows you didn't shave just for her."

Wednesday Trim by team este April 10, 2009