Waldo

An adjective used to describe a brother who is inferior to his younger brothers, usually in reference to sports. A 'Waldo' is usually a toxic and mean person who curses and takes his anger out on others due to his inferiority. Known to follow leaders around and bum lick them, many times referred to as a sheeple.

Man 1: "That guy is such a waldo"
Man 2: "I know he always follows around the captain"

by TheInferiousWaldo December 16, 2025

Waldo’s World

Of NW United States origin, refers to department stores, specifically Walmart, as it is easy to lose someone or something.

“Yo I’m heading to Waldo’s World you need anything?”

“WTF is ‘Waldo’s World?”

“Walmart, dumbass”

by Babingus Cornellius II August 17, 2023

Waldo-bomb

The act of unexpectedly joining a group photo dressed as Waldo, from "where's waldo?".

-- I totally Waldo-bombed that picture.
-- Where?

by Dr. Footfoe December 12, 2009

waldo wine

Is wine that your to drunk to find but is right next to you. Or in plain site

Yo I can’t find my wine. It must be Waldo wine

by The real Binja April 4, 2021

Waldo Florida

A wonderful place where your water bill is 3x the normal amount. You have to lock up your valuables in fear that it will get stolen by crack heads. Yes, We have a lake. Are there supposed to be fish in lakes? The city itself is only about a mile an a half long. With a two gas stations conveniently located across from each other. (Some prefer BP because they understand everything you say.) Also, if you're looking for somewhere to live a private and peacful life, we suggest moving somewhere else because Waldonians are very nosy and like to get it in everyone else's business.

Waldo Florida is a very small city in the state of Florida.

by waldonian352 May 12, 2017

Waldo'd

Verb

To get hit in the head with a basketball. Derived from the Family Matters character Waldo Geraldo Faldo getting hit in the head with a basketball in the opening credits of the show.

Allen Iverson's career is in question after he suffered a cerebral hemorrhage from getting waldo'd in last Friday's game.

by yvanehtnioj1214 May 3, 2010

Waldo Baggins

Another forgotten member of the Baggins family. It is almost impossible to find him anywhere, unless you pull out your dong.

Where's Waldo you ask? He's pleasuring Gandalf at the moment, you will have to wait your turn.

by Miguel Cabrera April 15, 2005