When you are banging your girl full throttle and you miss, either on purpose or on accident, and ram it straight in her cornhole.
Last night I figured I would give her the Suprise Visit and you should have seen her run off and hide in bathroom like a wounded dog.
by Suprise Visit June 18, 2009

Crikey, do you remember that time that Carl had a Russian Visit and never made it to that nightclub?
by Professor Gibbons June 14, 2016

by Mr. Flavorful March 1, 2011

an important person who often gets special treatment, such as someone who is visiting to observe the workplace
by The Return of Light Joker October 2, 2009

A place where dreams die, and teachers have ears that are really, REALLY sensitive. Really nice people go there, and you can make some good friends, but the faculty fuckin sucks(Other than like 0.00001% of them)
Things to avoid: Teachers, cheerleaders(drama queens),and especially sister motherfuckin barbara
Actually, just avoid the school all together
Things to avoid: Teachers, cheerleaders(drama queens),and especially sister motherfuckin barbara
Actually, just avoid the school all together
Friend who's not in visi: Hey man how's Visitation BVM School?
Me: It fuckin sucks. Like it always has
Me: It fuckin sucks. Like it always has
by ThatGuyWhoMakesMemes May 21, 2019

Kelly: I had sex with David last night.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?
Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?
Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.
by overK May 6, 2008

by rickt597 August 11, 2012
