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violent haircut

1.A very bad and emotionally scarring haircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father after waking said father by accident after he just worked an 18 hour shift at the asbestos factory

2.A very bad and emotionally scarringhaircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father the night before school pictures are taken
1. "What the hell are you doing??? I'm trying to sleep! Go get the scissors!"

2. "So you want a haircut for school pictures?? I'll give you a haircut! Pat, get me the scissors!"

15 years later in therapy: So your father gave you a violent haircut... how does that make you feel?
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
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Violent Tom

Probably originated from Haverhill. Refers to an unneccessary violent act and person. We question where Tom's violence was first shown - scientists believe that it was in the English computers when he smacked the Big Gay Bear (also in the dictionary) in the face - subsequently, the bear mauled violent Tom to the ground.
Tom hits someone - "AAAAhhhh, Tom, ur so violent!"
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violent j

the other of the rap duo ICP, accompanied by SHAGGY 2 DOPE
by Sean September 18, 2003
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Violent Diarrhea

Anal eruption that somehow resembles tubgirl. Usually tasty on a Bun with some Tomatoes, Lettuce, and Olives.
Also expresses MAJOR anger towards something, usually an inanimate object. Also known as VD.
Man 1: Hey, Dude! Have you seen tubgirl before??
Man 2: Is she the girl that had that one heck of a violent diarrhea expell from her anal cavity?
Man 1: Yepp! Thats her!
by Rianne April 14, 2007
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Violent snowball

Face fucking a girl balls deep and penial explosian accures in the mouth she proceeds to spit it on another females face and smears the jizzem in her face while the other female proceeds to beat her in the face repeatedly.
ARFHHHARGHHH violent snowball smack smack smack
by obama bin snowballie November 4, 2009
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violent plunder

To bury a solid very large phalic shaped object deep in an anal cavity repeatedly to the point of pain.
She did the violent plunder on his ass until he begged her to stop.
by Diabetic J January 14, 2017
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Violently ugly

where you see the girl and you find yourself cringing and twitching like you’re being punched in the stomach and shot repeatedly in the chest, all at the same time, and you eventually just kneel to the ground and start weeping ever so softly whispering “why me…” over and over again while you’re wondering what you did to deserve that treatment
Guy 1: Damn, I was so shitfaced drunk yesterday I dont even remember who I banged last night.

Guy 2: I saw her this morning man, she was violently ugly.
by Da Ankle January 1, 2012
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