unholy water

liquor, alcoholic drink, especially distilled spirits.

"I'm fucked up off the unholy water"

by nigrig February 27, 2017

praying on unholy ground

getting involved with a girl known to be a trouble in her previous relationships

Person A: I'm going on a date with **** tomorrow.

Person B: Your're praying on unholy ground ,mate.

by bluen0se October 15, 2017

The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.

“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”

by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020

unholy bowling

The Mormon way of saying fuck

Me and Jan are going unholy bowling

by Kinkywinka October 31, 2021

unholy sprinkler

When a man windmills his penis while he urinates

“Hey baby Let’s try an unholy sprinkler tonight”

by TacoQueen31 December 12, 2022

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.

A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action

Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe

by Ovall September 15, 2023

unholy matrimony

An Unholy Marriage.

Kanye West on "Blood on The Leaves": "Unholy Matrimony"

by Bainy September 07, 2023