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ultimate sit-ups

When someone does a sit-up with there eyes closed, when they come up, you pull your pants down and let there face go into your bare ass. if this is a girl, turn around and make her suck your dick
Dude you had to be there, i made Janet do and 20 ultimate sit-ups. It was awesome
by ajs95427 October 10, 2009
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Ultimate Supreme Ninja King

Function: noun
Etymology: Berkeley, 21st Cty; Japanese, from nin- persevere, conceal, move stealthily + -ja person; Medieval Latin ultimatus last, final, from Late Latin, past participle of ultimare to come to an end, be last, from Latin ultimus farthest, last, final, superlative of Latin *ulter situated beyond; highest in degree or quality; one that holds a preeminent position; especially : a chief among competitors

1. To be one with achieves the last word by executing oneself with active mental strength or force, to an ultimate and supreme degree of stealth.
The way in which Jüger just called out Rabbit's homoerotic tendencies definitely displays himself as the Ultimate Supreme Ninja King.
by Echoes (are lovely) April 29, 2007
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Ultimate Street Fighter Dick

Someone who pretends they are choosing a weak character than quickly changes to cheap characters such as Ken after his/her opponent has chosen their respectable fighter
Matt made Ian think he is going to choose Sakura but he swiftly moved his cursor to choose Ken after Ian chose his fighter, he has to be the ultimate street fighter dick.
by Changmachine July 5, 2009
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ultimate supreme-nist

Only the most coolest of anything old, vintage or retro.
You are going to a thrift store (i.e. Goodwill). While looking around, you see an 8-track player! You run up to it, pick it up, hold it tight and say, "This is only the most ultimate supreme-nist thing ever!" So, sooo cool.
by spider04drwho March 18, 2008
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Ultimate Supreme Omeganut

Ultimate Supreme Omeganut (n/v):
When you nut inside someone so hard, it's force was comparable to an Olympia shotgun on thirty levels of cocaine and meth. These nuts also simultaneously cause lightning bolts to strike the Earth, earthquakes to occur, tsunamis to strike, make volcanoes to erupt, rip the space-time continuum, make at least 31 supernovae to happen, and make a being 13 dimensions away nut as well. This only ever happened once, when Zeus nutted in Athena for the first time.
Archaeologist: This piece of petrified white stone is left over from the legendary Ultimate Supreme Omeganut.

Random Person: What is the Ultimate Supreme Omeganut?

Archaeologist: It's when Zues nutted so hard, the universe almost ended.
by Bennyboy32 January 31, 2019
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ultimate strain

1. the sounds usually heard during an intense or explosive orgasim.
2. the sounds unintentionally created while ultimatly straining a stool from the anal cavity
1. dude, i was showin her my o face! but i bet the neighbors next door heard my ultimate strain! they looked at me wierd the next day... u showed my man flower off!
2. when i was droppin that stink nugget from my brown eye, the burning sensation was so intense that it seared and scortched my anal flower; my ultimate strain was so loud it shook the walls and helped alleviated the pain from my shit stool.
by The-Clasp / ashen skies. September 24, 2003
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Ultimate Stranger

When, after having two non-functioning arms for a period of time, you have an arm transplant procedure and use the new arms to pleasure yourself.

Note: This has to be done before full nerve growth occurs or it just isn't "ultimate".
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/10/08/karl.merk.arm.transplant.ap/index.html

Jerking off after the above.

"Hey I got my new arms! Time for an Ultimate Stranger!"
by LandoAWD January 20, 2009
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