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Internet Typing Law

The Typing Law is a simple fact that typing in all caps breaks internet law.
Part two of the internet law states that typing in a manner alternating between capital and lower case letters as in the example provided below is merely a shallow attempt to appear cool and/or ghetto-fabulous.
People are advised to avoid breaking either of these laws at risk of angering the entire internet.
TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is FrOwNeD UpOn As It MaKeS yOu ApPeAr ReTarded. This breaks internet typing law
THIS IS IN ALL CAPS! This also breaks typing law
by Masta_J December 9, 2008
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Teen "Text" Typing

(n): The utter display of ignorance and laziness protrayed by todays youth due to the onslaught of technology. Usually seen in any form of screen text communication between teens (as well as some adults trying to look cool) and the rest of the free world. Denoted by its lack of vowel use completely, substituted by numbers, and use of repeating last letters. Many times characters such as "&" and "@" will be used as well. Not directed at commonly used shorthands like LOL and FTW. See examples!
Teen "Text" Typing is Awesome!!
"Heyyyyy!!! Wuz up wit u 2 nite! Tex m3!"
"Omgggg.....Blaineeeee iz so hottttt!!! He iz only 4teen!"
"R u cumin ovr 2nite! KK! C u l8r!!"
Typing in Myspace: "So WhUt R U DoIn 2nItE? We NeEd 2 HuK uP!"
by Southern Articulator December 22, 2009
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Tysin

A guy that is a stud baller and gets all the ladies..
Guy1: WOW that guy is cool...
Guy2: YEa he is a Tysin..
by Sheila Pimples February 16, 2012
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Tysin

Tysin is a bitch and a dumbass sometimes, but he cares for the people that love him and support him and he’s sometimes insecure
Girl 1: Tysin is loving and caring
Guy 1: But Tysin is too insecure
by Sexy mofo69 July 31, 2020
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Typing Speed (TS)

Typing Speed (TS) is the rating of how fast a Discord moderator can groom a minor.
User 1 : "Hey, did you see that discord moderator? He could type 300 words per minute!"
User 2: "So he had 300 Typing Speed (TS)?"
Discord Moderator : "Did I hear children?"
by Ackackackx3 December 9, 2020
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Face Typing

Its when you are tired and lay your face on top of your keyboard and letters randomly appear on screen from th pressure of you face .
After taking some sleeping pills, she was Face Typing messages to me.
by Nastilles September 4, 2010
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subliminal typing

Similar to a Freudian slip, when a person types what they are subconsciously thinking instead of what they meant.

Subliminal typing, unlike Freudian slips, don't need to be sexual.
Girl: Yeah, I'm really tired.

Guy: Yeah, I bed.
**bet

Girl: Sounds like you're tired too.

Guy: Yeah, I've started subliminal typing...
by AeternaWicked June 3, 2011
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