The MAXIMUM setting on a boombox. WARNING: May result in large amouts of sex if used in the wrong place ( like an old folk's home).
Transport now to an old folks home
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
The orderlies are stealing there's no excuse
Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose
So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting to say the least
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
The orderlies are stealing there's no excuse
Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose
So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting to say the least
by New Fang May 22, 2010
when you put all of your energy into masturbating as fast as possible so you can cum as quick as you can.
my mum gave us a shout for dinner so i finished myself off with a turbo wank to get that shit done in seconds
by xXPussySlayer4206969Xx March 21, 2018
A bowl packed with excess weed after rolling a blunt or joint which can quickly be smoked afterwards
"Hey, pack up that turbo bowl when you're done rolling."
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marijuana
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by pinkispink November 14, 2015
by Jeph Johnson July 23, 2008
The act of hanging a hanger on you stiff penis and gyrating your hips to get it to start rotating around like a single propeller airplane.
by Nick Steri March 25, 2019
Occurs when a male's ejaculation reaches 18 feet at a rate of 42.7 miles and hour, the current world record.
by SlowRat February 16, 2017
Turbo-buzzing is drinking coffee(caffeine) while taking speed(amphetamine). You become hyper on the combo.
by HawaiianPunch1 May 01, 2020