pizza tumor

a cyst or pustule zit, that often forms on the face of persons having eaten this delectable, cheesy food.

"I would really like to eat pizza again tonight, but I am afraid of getting another pizza tumor like the one I had last week".

by Jantha Silverhame October 30, 2007

Jurisprudential Tumors

Homosocialist judicial decisions that, by way of judges that think that they are legislators that make shit up as they go along to the detriment of the Constitution, are judicially-manufactured cancers that need to be eradicated.

(AKA: Bullshit that clings to life under the bastardized doctrine of stare decisis)

The case of Kelo v. City of New London, 545 U.S. 469 (2005), is a fine example of one of many jurisprudential tumors, for is eviscerates the rights of private property owners by judicial fiat.

by Gerald Busey June 23, 2008

its not a tumor

A girl is giving you head and gaging. You grab her hair and push her head down and say "its not a tumor"

Keep going baby, its not a tumor.

by Richie Pimental April 23, 2008

tumor squeal

A more emphasized version of the exclamation "tumor!", used to show great amounts of emotion!

WHOA!! I got a PS2 AND an X-Box? TUMOR SQUEAL!!!!

by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004

polish brain tumor

Hemeroid or pimple on the anus

Johnny has so many Polish brain tumors that when he sits down they all pop.

by Smiles218 October 9, 2013

Cancerous Scrotum Tumor Taint

When someone’s face looks like a scrotum that went through a blast of radiation and turned wrinkly, droopy and smells like a taint in 150 degree weather.

You think that guy will pick that chick up? C’mon man, he looks like a Cancerous Scrotum Tumor Taint.

by Vladimir2020 December 4, 2020

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.

Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

by ChrisWiltrout December 30, 2016