to touch balls or to cup the balls to be a ball graber one who feel the urge to have balls in there hand
Cory:Hey dude i heard u got a new room mate
Me:yah his name is Kristan Montgrain
Cory: shit man you better watch out i hear hes a ball toucher
Me:yah his name is Kristan Montgrain
Cory: shit man you better watch out i hear hes a ball toucher
by M D To The MutherFuckin MC December 19, 2004
by Ichi need October 17, 2013
by Erotic King March 19, 2020
An individual who touches his or her own anus while listening to "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry. Generally speaking, someone who has a longstanding fetish towards their own anus.
Man, this dude across the way at the bar smells like a dirty diaper. I bet he's a serious pooter toucher.
by Jimmy John is freaky fast in b May 06, 2015
Someone who is so down astronomically that he will do anything for the nookie. Typically takes interest in girls who A) Are way out of his league, B) Not even straight or C) Not from the fucking country
He also thinks he's a "dreamy lover-boy type" when really, just creepy
He also thinks he's a "dreamy lover-boy type" when really, just creepy
Dude 1: "You seriously gonna pull a Loneliness-Toucher, are you?"
Dude 2: "I am what one may call, slightly down bad"
Dude 2: "I am what one may call, slightly down bad"
by yermasurda May 04, 2021