Toilet paper sushi

A turd wrapped up in toilet paper to resemble maki sushi wraped in seawead.

Damn he served me a platter of toilet paper sushi, with yellow sauce.

by AnTi_mTtr August 16, 2010

The Toilet Paper Bitch

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.

Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself

by Dakknessssss May 8, 2010

Toilet paper hoarder

A mentally deranged Ape induced deadly methamphetamine levels that sees toilet paper as gold bars.

Karen is a toilet paper hoarder

by Ultra Instinct Sans April 12, 2020

TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM

An equation that suggests that 12 new normal-sized rolls are equal to 24 of the recently reduced normal-sized rolls.

Marketing placed the TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM "12 = 24 regular rolls" four times on the packaging of my $17 package of paper towels.

by genniex March 7, 2010

toilet paper bunnies

when a girl goes to the bathroom an wipes and the lent from the toilet paper builds up down there.

I have to go wash up before we have sex to get rid of the toilet paper bunnies.

by ShannonP January 25, 2008

Toilet Paper Roulette

This happens when everyone in your household is trying to be the one not to change the toilet paper roll. Everyone measures the amount they take according to what's left on the roll.

Aww shit, Arnold left only 1 square left on the toilet paper roll. Looks like I lost this round of Toilet Paper Roulette.

by Tustin May 11, 2011

toilet paper literature

-a piece of literature that more people should use it to wipe their ass, then reading it

Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.

by john niemand October 15, 2015