foggy toddler

when one farts and shit comes out and they dont know

o that baby is such a foggy toddler

by Quinn Tin August 9, 2016

Mexi-toddlers

two or more toddlers of Mexican heritage who exhibit inappropriate social behaviors which are ignored or tolerated by their parents (or the adults who are responsible for them);

Following her back surgery, Mary began grocery shopping in a more affluent part of town, in order to lower her chances of tripping over a gaggle of Mexi-toddlers running around, since it was in fact Mexi-toddlers that had caused her to trip, fall, and injure her back at her previous grocery store.

by therearewaytoomanybooksinhere February 5, 2010

sloppy toddler

When you give head to somebody with a very small, toddler size penis using a lot of saliva.

“How was your date last night?”
“NEVER AGAIN! He asked for a sloppy toddler!”

by RaaWrxsdddd// July 28, 2018

Toddler Lean

Any cough medicine used to make kids go to sleep. Also can be used by adults when they don't want to use adult medicine.

Her son wouldn't go to bed so she put a little toddler lean in his sippy cup and he went right to bed.

by ASChicagoan June 27, 2019

big toddler

A big toddler is an Abdl person who acts like a toddler but is really an adult.

Come on girl, we can’t do this right now! Go back into adult mode and I’ll play big toddler with u later!

by Big baby 1.1 November 11, 2018

twat toddler

A male who has had sex less than 3 times

Dude stop bein such a twat toddler and go get laid.. alot

by fukness December 24, 2013

Toddler Test

A well-known move, or series of moves, in a fighting game that are not true and are used to determine if a player is good/decent or just a toddler

Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss

"Imma hit em with a toddler test"

"He failed the toddler test"

by FailedTheToddlerTest May 15, 2021