A derogatory term used to describe a computer user who has caused computer errors through their own actions.
Also commonly known as an I.D.10-T error (l33t-speak for idiot)
Also commonly known as an I.D.10-T error (l33t-speak for idiot)
Nerd 1: "So did you find the problem with Cathy's spreadsheet?"
Nerd 2: "You bet - defective user."
Both laugh knowingly.
Nerd 2: "You bet - defective user."
Both laugh knowingly.
by James Fraser February 01, 2008
1. People who know the advanced features of a computer operating system.
2. What business people who don't actually know anything about computers call themselves when all they can do is make spreadsheets in Excel. :
2. What business people who don't actually know anything about computers call themselves when all they can do is make spreadsheets in Excel. :
Ex:
1. I just installed a new GUI to Debian! Now to overlock my processor so I can get shit done!
2. The following is a real story from my old job:
Lady: *Calls Me(IT Guy)*
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, is this IT I'm speaking with?
Me: Yes.
Lady: I'm normally a "Power User" but lately, Windows has been SO slow! I would like it if you could help me.
Me: Ok, would you like me to come over to your office?
Lady: No, it's fine.
Me: Well, could you answer these questions?
Lady: Yes. Why is it so slow?
Me: Have you updated Windows?
Lady: No.
Me: Do you have Windows 7?
Lady: Why do you want me to downgrade? I already have Windows 95!
Me: Have you downloaded any viruses?
Lady: No, my doctor said I'm fine.
Me: Umm...Well, have you clicked on any suspicious E-Mails?
Lady: Yes! I'm still waiting for my new iPhone!
Me: *Facepalm*
1. I just installed a new GUI to Debian! Now to overlock my processor so I can get shit done!
2. The following is a real story from my old job:
Lady: *Calls Me(IT Guy)*
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, is this IT I'm speaking with?
Me: Yes.
Lady: I'm normally a "Power User" but lately, Windows has been SO slow! I would like it if you could help me.
Me: Ok, would you like me to come over to your office?
Lady: No, it's fine.
Me: Well, could you answer these questions?
Lady: Yes. Why is it so slow?
Me: Have you updated Windows?
Lady: No.
Me: Do you have Windows 7?
Lady: Why do you want me to downgrade? I already have Windows 95!
Me: Have you downloaded any viruses?
Lady: No, my doctor said I'm fine.
Me: Umm...Well, have you clicked on any suspicious E-Mails?
Lady: Yes! I'm still waiting for my new iPhone!
Me: *Facepalm*
by The Man with the Plan In a Can March 29, 2012
A term used to describe in the singular one of the censors at dailykos. Reminiscent of the witch-hunting mob in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
by FieldingBandolier February 26, 2007
by iheartthecregg January 28, 2021
Someone whose fighting spirit obtained a physical form, after being pierced by the stand arrow, hence the name stand user
by alex_thejojofan March 05, 2021
User Control Panel; usually found on internet forums.
The User CP allows each user to customize their preferences, change their avatar, read messages, subscribe to threads, view their bans and infractions, join usergroups, and so on
The User CP allows each user to customize their preferences, change their avatar, read messages, subscribe to threads, view their bans and infractions, join usergroups, and so on
by Sayang July 25, 2009
PC User: I just got a new computer today. It's pretty awesome
Mac User: Well I just bought a Mac. It's eco-friendly.
PC User: Really? How fast is your Mac.
Mac User: Well it's a Mac, so... you know...
PC User: No I don't actually, please explain.
Mac User: Well, um... the processor... fast... RAM... gigabyte... Mac... *head explodes*
Mac User: Well I just bought a Mac. It's eco-friendly.
PC User: Really? How fast is your Mac.
Mac User: Well it's a Mac, so... you know...
PC User: No I don't actually, please explain.
Mac User: Well, um... the processor... fast... RAM... gigabyte... Mac... *head explodes*
by justinmorneau April 14, 2009