thirstyboy

A nerdy, likely virgin male, often found in a Twitch chatroom, giving compliments and donating large sums of money to attractive female streamers (or in some case male streamers) in hopes that the streamer will acknowledge them out of excitement, since this is the only sort of remotely sexual or even friendly interaction they are capable of receiving in their unfortunate lives.

Alpha Male 1: "Did you see some thirstyboy donated $5000 to Kaceytron?"
Alpha Male 2: "Yeah she makes a pretty good living off those thirstyboys' donations."

by whitegoose May 30, 2014

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior

This bad ass will make you cry

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

by Yes, yes mam January 3, 2022

Third Imposter

When you keep accusing the wrong people in Among Us.

Oh god, he isn't the imposter, great now I'm the third imposter.

by theyarngamer September 8, 2020

Third Leg

An incredibly large penis. Syn: dick, cock heat-seeking moisture missile, throbbing python of love, belly busting giggle stick.
Ant: tadger, prick.

...And then Jaxom whipped out his Third Leg, and boned her up.

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

Zero dark thirty

A humorous way to declare an unknown time in the wee hours of the morning. Especially used by military personnel to describe an unwanted time to be awake or awaken. Usually pronounced "oh" dark thirty.

"What time is morning formation?"

"Have no clue, oh dark thirty I imagine!"

Sgt. Hanson always has us up at zero dark thirty for our morning runs!

by echoseven75 November 29, 2013

Thirst Trap

Usually a Sexy Video or Photo of someone posted to turn viewer on, can be fan made. Usually hot but not explicitly smutty. NOT P0RN. Ex: Hips, head jerks, kind of revealing clothing, lip biting or smirking.

Bro, I just spent the last thirty minutes watching (enter person or celeb here) thirst traps.

by dRuNk tAyLoR sWiFt December 8, 2021

Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaire

A kid who gets his first adult job making thirty thousand a year and thinks he's a fucking millionaire. They usually lease a Lexus cause they can't afford the BMW or Mercedes and generally treat restaurant servers like crap.

"Look at that thirty thousand dollar millionaire snap his fingers at me. He drinks Veuve and acts like it's Cristal. I wonder if he knows I make eighty thousand a year waiting tables."

by vinosnob March 19, 2006