Dude, did you see Chris last night? Larry convinced him to boof some drank and he yeeted his cololn and fell TF out, totally got John Wilkes Boofed.
by ponoche the kid May 14, 2021
During a movie or play, you must sneak up on a man with beard and/or top hat and proceed to blow your load in the back of his head. After you're finished, successfully break your leg while fleeing from the scene.
Joe: So how'd you get in the hospital?
Desmond: I gave Charlie The John Wilkes Booth Charlie last night at The Nutcracker.
Joe: Good job, boii!!
Desmond: I gave Charlie The John Wilkes Booth Charlie last night at The Nutcracker.
Joe: Good job, boii!!
by joesimmons March 02, 2011
by squee1 August 15, 2005
While in a movie theater you blow a load on the back of someone's head and then try to run out before you get caught.
by snizzlewizzle May 17, 2021
1) the man who assassinated president Lincoln
2) a person who two people have both hooked up with, dated, crushed on or have had some romantic connection with.
2) a person who two people have both hooked up with, dated, crushed on or have had some romantic connection with.
by Oneshyshawty April 18, 2022
West Wilkes middle he is hot
by Daddypig087 July 28, 2022
A variation of the Abe Lincoln performed using another person's pubic hair (i.e., not one's own). The recipient is often extremely surprised to have the John Wilkes Booth performed on him/her as the presence of a full head of pubic hair has given him/her comfort that an Abe Lincoln is not imminent. The individual performing the John Wilkes Booth typically exclaims "sic semper tyrannis" as he launches the pubes. The John Wilkes Booth can be performed anywhere, but is most often observed in theater balconies.
"Damn that Steve. I thought he was being a sweetheart by taking me to a play for my birthday, but then he goes and unloads a John Wilkes Booth on me."
by qqduck October 04, 2007