Facebook seizure

When a person signs on and off of facebook repeatedly in a specific period of time

Mary: John has signed off facebook 7 times in the last 3 minutes.

Jane: Don't worry; he's just having facebook seizure.

by cleversenorita November 14, 2011

Foot Seizure

The act of falling over and flopping on the ground while yelling obscene interjections.

Much to the chagrin of my colleagues, I performed a foot seizure.

by Tuit boy October 28, 2003

status seizure

The explanation given when one's internet goes down for a short while when in the middle of an internet conversation.

snowshoe:and then I was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.

by Jenna the KNIGHT December 11, 2008

Seizure Salad

When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.

I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.

by JustThat_1 May 24, 2018

Seizure's Palace

A play on Caesar's Palace, a casino in Vegas, this term is used to describe not a gambling establishment, but an insane asylum, aka looney bin.

Check out that dude dressed like a gladiator...they oughtta throw his ass into Seizure's Palace

by Tamerlane October 28, 2005

Terracotta Seizure.

The Random Spasming of Random Letters. Usually over the internet, Sometimes in real life.

Hello!
What's Up?
fgnekovmerverk.

Oh my. Not another Terracotta Seizure.

by Ohaiguysit'sGlee. April 5, 2011

shit seizure

Shit Seizure: noun - Loss of muscle control resulting in uncontrollable flailing, due to a massive and / or violent defecation.

Mother: "Are you not going to school this morning?"
Daughter: "No, I had a shit seizure this morning and I'm not feeling very well."

by Squeezy May 6, 2014