Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

your moms parallel

When's someones mom is so flat, that their chest and ass are parallel

Cade: Hey man, your moms parallel
Gino: Ha, thats funny, cause its true

by thebearrug35 October 6, 2016

doggo of the parallel universe

A big pp man who is natural enemies with eva

Look at that dude, he could be the next {doggo of the parallel universe}!
Poggers, that man will be epik.

by doggo of the parallel universe June 13, 2021

Going from Parallel to Perpendicular

Going From Straight To Homosexual.

" Remember Brian back in high school? When i took my trip up to san fran last month, i actually ran into him; and from what i saw/ heard, now he's Going from Parallel to Perpendicular.

Never thought he'd swing that way, but i guess he does now.

by sfjhsfh June 29, 2009

49th parallel

For something that's similar, yet has a defining distinction (for example, the 49th parallel separates the identical US and Canada)

They used to have everything in common, now they're on the 49th parallel.

by jhkjhkjkjh May 1, 2022

Parallel Parkinson’s

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.

That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!

by Sundiegan July 17, 2018

Drawing parallels

HA! Hahaha! Theeeere it is! THAT'S WHY ALL THE PARALLELS! THE JEW THING!? AHAHAHAHAHA! Drawing a parallel between the guys who said "We are chosen by God to rule over the Holy land" and the guys who said "We are chosen by God to rule over the Motherland" is anti-semitic!

Hym "Ooooook! Ok, that makes sense. That's why they're drawing parallels. Ok, if The Jews (The ZIONIST ones... They want me to say ZIONIST so it's (oops I was trying to type LIKE and I accidentally typed KIKE because the letters are right next to eachother) LIKE 'Not all Mexicans' sort of situation) AREN'T like the Nazi... Why do they keep committing Genocide? Armenian Genocide... Palestinian Genocide... That's TWICE AS MANY GENOCIDES! The Nazi only did ONE! You're right guys! There IS no parallel between the Jews and the Nazi! The zionist Jews do MORE genocides! Twice as many, literally! And both times they were like 'It's not a Genocide though! It's not a real Genocide though!' That's their whole M.O.! They do the Genocide and then they're like 'Nuh-Uh! I didn't do that thing I just did!' Ok. My bad on that one. You're right. There is no parallel between the Nazi and the Jews."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024