When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.
Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!
Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.
Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!
Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.
Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!
by BourbonDickanary January 09, 2023
by thebearrug35 February 02, 2016
Look at that dude, he could be the next {doggo of the parallel universe}!
Poggers, that man will be epik.
Poggers, that man will be epik.
by doggo of the parallel universe June 14, 2021
" Remember Brian back in high school? When i took my trip up to san fran last month, i actually ran into him; and from what i saw/ heard, now he's Going from Parallel to Perpendicular.
Never thought he'd swing that way, but i guess he does now.
Never thought he'd swing that way, but i guess he does now.
by sfjhsfh June 30, 2009
For something that's similar, yet has a defining distinction (for example, the 49th parallel separates the identical US and Canada)
by jhkjhkjkjh May 02, 2022
Can either mean a part of the Canada-USA border (as it follows the 49th parallel north for a part of the border) or the 49th parallel north or south (circles of latitude).
1: I live in Seattle, near the 49th parallel. I travel to Vancouver every Saturday evening.
2: There are so many circles of latitude, but the 49th parallel north/south just stands out to me. It's my favorite.
2: There are so many circles of latitude, but the 49th parallel north/south just stands out to me. It's my favorite.
by what pseudonym do i use October 22, 2023
It means there is more than one version of facts and they can exist side by side. It can also mean parallel truth and parallel evidence, in a sense.
"I saw a baseball game yesterday when I saw a guy hit two home runs, I said. Really? I went to that game with you but I only saw him hit one home run, my friend said." What we have are parallel facts. We both are saying actual facts that happened, I replied."
by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022