offended cunt

A phrase used to describe someone who get easily offended at things most people laugh at. This can be from a harmless joke to saying that gingers shouldn't be allowed on public transport.

Dave: I've got a joke to tell margaret.
Brad: I wouldn't. she is quite the offended cunt.

by jparmo12321 August 03, 2018

text offender

A person who doesn't obey the rules of texting. Often replies with "k" or uses too many irrelevant emojis.

Jack is such a text offender ; he only responds with k.

by wingedlinergirl November 22, 2014

Sexually Offended

Being sexually offended is getting offended at someone for asking/talking about your sexuality.

“You’re questioning your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”

by ThatOneGayPeraon June 03, 2019

six offender

Another name for a man throwing off a sixpack of ass.

Dude was working from home all week and never showered until his niece came over and called him a six offender.

by Bifeanor May 30, 2022

sex offender

ryan hicks

omg i got raped by a sex offender

by imadinoaur434 February 23, 2018

Sex offender

Sarry

Sarry the sex offender slept with 10 chicks today already

by Skitz cunt March 01, 2020

nob offender

Another ridiculous creation from The Rogue. Can be used for both sexes, and is usually taken to mean a cocktease

"I wasted half the night talking to that Nob Offender, only to find out she has a boyfriend, mate"

by sptk November 08, 2007