Foul lasagna

Trying to cover your bullshit by another layer of bullshit, thus creating a foul lasagna.

Jimmy is making a foul lasagna again; when I confronted him about his lie on fucking your sister, he tried to bullshit me saying that he thought he was fucking my mom.

by FagShit March 31, 2009

butt lasagna

it's when you eat nothing but spicy italian food for a month and then shit in alternating layers of diarrhea, different consistency and colored layers of poop.

holy shit, who baked a butt lasagna!?

by thenightrydah April 8, 2011

Lasagna poop

When you take a poop, stand up, wipe, then realize you still have to poop, poop again and repeat. Same techniqe as making our favorite Italian dish.

My lasagna poop clogged your moms toilet

by Doggnutta July 22, 2012

🅱️Itch Lasagna

The perfect term

This tastes like 🅱️Itch lasagna

by Open bob show vagen November 20, 2018

lasagna twat

When a woman's labia minora are excessively flappy and resemble the edges of a piece of lasagna. Similar to steak drapes, but not quite as dark and gristly.

I took off Kim's panties only to see that she had a lasagna twat.

by THDrummer November 20, 2016

Flesh Lasagna

Garfield's favorite type of lasagna. Likes to put his feline dick in that nice pussy. Flesh lasagna is the best kind of pussy.

Garfield - MMM YES FLESH LASAGNA
JON - No Garfield thats my wife!

by JONmrGarfield September 6, 2019

muddy lasagna

When a girl is constipated, she has her male/ female counterpart preform sexual acts on her anus, to release the constipation, until there’s shit dripping down her vagina, using it as a lube, you create a muddy lasagna.

“OH YEAH, my gf was so backed up the other day we had to preform the muddy lasagna”

by Bobbyduck November 17, 2021