hocker knocker

When you lift the top off a toilet and take a shit in it, causing a disgusting job for the person who has to clean it up. First publicly referenced in American Pie; Beta House, when the guy takes a dump in the top of the john while yelling Hocker Knocker baby!

Dude 1: So did you score with that chick who took you to her house last night?
Dude 2: No man she was a total prude and I couldn't get any
Dude 1: So what'd you do?
Dude 2: I pulled a hocker knocker and ditched that bitch!

by IhadTo CleanItUp January 10, 2009

Capital Knockers

Massive titties. Generally only used to describe tits that are both large and extremely attractive.

Person # 1 - " I don't know man, she is kinda fugly."
Person # 2 - " Yea, but she has capital knockers."

by Rabbid K9 June 2, 2011

flobber knockers

Fat boobs that while in motion, bounce in alternative directions.

"My god, look at the flobber knockers on that girl"

by Malg April 23, 2006

cum knocker

when whoever is eating cum knocks it back in their throat for a swallow.

That bitch I was with swalloed shes a motherfukin' cum knocker.

by REN12335 March 1, 2009

fruit knocker

a slang term used to call a gay person.

That guy is gay, he sure is a fruit knocker.

by Ren_walker123 November 10, 2011

cock knocker

Mild insult, popularized by Kevin Smith movies.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

gold knocker

Big Gold earrings that resemble a door knocker. It so gawdy you cant wear them for a job interview. Many young ladies from the crib wear them

Girl, look at those gold knockers she wearing. Doesn't her ear hurt wearing those things?

by L1 August 15, 2007