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CIA theorist

Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire
Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.
by Andymul January 1, 2023
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CIA

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Thanks CIA!
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Damn the CIA

Who the fuck needs the meaning for Damn the CIA when all they do is steal resources and fuck terrorists and do several war crimes?
by PurplexedSquare June 27, 2023
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Cia

Cia's are short as hell. They are so fucking short and built like a smurf. Cia's are so small. They are basically a minion.
person 1: Who is that short ass tiny smurf looking girl?
person 2 : Oh Cia? She is literally a smurf.
by bananaguy_123 December 14, 2022
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Cia shien

Cia shien is such sexy girl with a cute smile.Shes talented and is an A+++ student. She is the type of girl that says :” hey! Wanna hang?” To every boy and never gets rejected
Cia shien is lookin fineeee todayyy 😍”
by Haiiaiaiaiaiiaa farts March 11, 2019
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Cia

Cia is a pretty girl. Cia loves to fight. Cia will beat yo ass. Cia get all the boys. Very fast. Cia is a good dancer
Cia is a pretty girl
by Solow ni October 4, 2021
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CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance

The feeling in your heart that in the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, and that anyone who says they have is a conspiracy theorist.
"Mark still doesn't believe that MK Ultra was a real CIA operation, despite the CIA having confirmed the program's existence and having published information about it to the public."
"That's crazy. He must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."
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