Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zipper jacket on the floor. SO I decided to zipper fuck it. Not a very good idea beacuse now my dick looks like a pot-sticker.
by Zucchini January 16, 2008
Get the zipper fuckmug. consits of 142 teeth said to hold back the incredible hulk but highly unlikly becuz of his slender size
"what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"
by kkfdgnlghn January 20, 2009
Get the aaron's zippermug. Wanda and Trixie slapped on enough makeup to alter the stock price of Max Factor and went out to the clubs, trolling for zipper trout.
When Trixie finally caught up with Wanda, she was locked in a toilet stall in the Men's, apparently bobbing for toilet trout.
See also toilet trout
When Trixie finally caught up with Wanda, she was locked in a toilet stall in the Men's, apparently bobbing for toilet trout.
See also toilet trout
by Max Radcliffe June 14, 2006
Get the zipper troutmug. The area near your dick/VJ where your zipper bulges up usually when you sit down and makes it look like you have a HUGE erection. this is for both men and women but if your a woman and your not lady gaga nobody will think you actually have an erection so really only men have a problem with this.
man near you: "Dude, What the hell control your dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"
by jelly fill'd July 7, 2010
Get the Zipper Dickmug. When you have a pair of pants where the zipper just goes down on its own whenever it feels like it. It goes "rogue" so to speak.
by Monnicker March 28, 2011
Get the Rogue Zippermug. When a person can squat down in a catcher's position but be flat footed and totally relaxed and able to do this for a long period of time with perfect posture. Mainly only people of Asian background are able to perform this, thus the term zipper squat.
by Uncle Matto July 10, 2010
Get the zipper squatmug. Peed sleeping bag at camp.
Code word for a wet bunk bed or wet sleeping bag.
MESD Outdoor School code words for wet sleeping bag (enuretic in camp!)
Code word for a wet bunk bed or wet sleeping bag.
MESD Outdoor School code words for wet sleeping bag (enuretic in camp!)
Putley, I have a broken zipper in Antelope Cabin, I'm taking it to the camp nurse to fix it. (get it washed and dried before anyone else finds out)
by diggersdozen September 21, 2017
Get the Broken Zippermug.