Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zipper jacket on the floor. SO I decided to zipper fuck it. Not a very good idea beacuse now my dick looks like a pot-sticker.
by Zucchini January 13, 2008
consits of 142 teeth said to hold back the incredible hulk but highly unlikly becuz of his slender size
"what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"
by kkfdgnlghn October 10, 2008
Wanda and Trixie slapped on enough makeup to alter the stock price of Max Factor and went out to the clubs, trolling for zipper trout.
When Trixie finally caught up with Wanda, she was locked in a toilet stall in the Men's, apparently bobbing for toilet trout.
See also toilet trout
When Trixie finally caught up with Wanda, she was locked in a toilet stall in the Men's, apparently bobbing for toilet trout.
See also toilet trout
by Max Radcliffe June 13, 2006
The area near your dick/VJ where your zipper bulges up usually when you sit down and makes it look like you have a HUGE erection. this is for both men and women but if your a woman and your not lady gaga nobody will think you actually have an erection so really only men have a problem with this.
man near you: "Dude, What the hell control your dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"
by jelly fill'd July 03, 2010
When you steal somebody's zipper off of their pants with a taser. This usually ends in a very painful result.
by Skip Skolar. August 04, 2010
When a person is shot in the the abdomen and then has to have a cut down their stomach. The scar that is left makes a line down the stomach
by GuddaG3 March 07, 2016
by lil_srippy March 02, 2016