by Jarate September 14, 2022
Get the WHY IS THE CART NOT MOVING mug.Why do the moths come out? Because George Clooney ate a banana horizontally. Mmm needs more. *laughs* mr capilli. I just got bit by a midgie *pommy accent* i just got back from a town in NSW
by THEREALMCMUFFIN November 13, 2022
Get the why do the moths come out mug.Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 16, 2023
Get the Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road mug.Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"
Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
Get the Why did the Jews kill Christ mug.Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?
Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the Why does the universe have 2 sides? mug.person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
by dast143235 September 2, 2025
Get the why did the chicken cross the road? mug.The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it
The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
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