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Simba Sloppy Jalopy

before you finish, you stick your thumb in her butt with one hand and get some juice and than as you cum in your other hand, you pull your thumb out of her butt, slap her in the face and slid your thumb across her forehead.
karen did not expect to get a simba sloppy jalopy and was not happy with it!
by hockey! dude! January 1, 2021
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Simba

Simba ate everyone again. Shit.
by IntergalactalEnergy December 25, 2022
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Simba

When you finish your coital session take your thumb and stick it in her to collect your special goo. Then take your thumb and rub it across her forehead as you say simba.
I loved her so much I gave her the ol’ simba to show her how much I care.
by Barry Mackockiner December 7, 2019
mugGet the Simbamug.

Simba

Simba has more jams than you and you know it
by ImAHoeForSpongeBob May 6, 2019
mugGet the Simbamug.

Dirty Simba

When you cum on her forehead and smear it with your thumb
I dirty simbad my girlfriend
by Dirtycurt February 24, 2020
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Simba

When you ejaculate on the girls forehead then run your thumb across it and whisper simba
I just simbaed Jackie.
by Jklmnop25 January 20, 2016
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