Simba Sloppy Jalopy

before you finish, you stick your thumb in her butt with one hand and get some juice and than as you cum in your other hand, you pull your thumb out of her butt, slap her in the face and slid your thumb across her forehead.
karen did not expect to get a simba sloppy jalopy and was not happy with it!
by hockey! dude! January 02, 2021
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Simba

What you call someone who is excited and ready for a challenge but clearly not ready.
Hold your roll Simba”
by Hereiswhatisay October 07, 2019
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Simba

when your fingering your girl and she’s on. Remove your fingers and wipe it on her forehead and say "Simba".

After I was done cleaning her pipes, I shot a load on her stomach and gave her a simba.
After starting foreplay my wife forgot to mention she was on her period so I wiped it across her head and said simba
by Smoked flash October 07, 2019
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Simba

when your boyfriend cums in you, you take your thumb and put it in your pussy and swipe it across his forehead while saying simba.
male: did you just simba me
female: Yes
by Mel B And Hailey B August 30, 2022
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Simba

Dipping your thumb in your cum and smearing it across her face as Rafiki does to Simba
I Anointed her with a Simba when she said no and went to sleep
by Rafiki September 03, 2018
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Simba has more jams than you and you know it
by ImAHoeForSpongeBob May 06, 2019
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