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Simba Sloppy Jalopy

before you finish, you stick your thumb in her butt with one hand and get some juice and than as you cum in your other hand, you pull your thumb out of her butt, slap her in the face and slid your thumb across her forehead.
karen did not expect to get a simba sloppy jalopy and was not happy with it!
by hockey! dude! January 1, 2021
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Simba

Before you and a partner engage in sexual intercourse, sick your thumb in your anus. Smear feces on partners forehead.
Yo, I did this cool new foreplay move on my boyfriend last night called Simba!
by Noneofyourbusinesswhoiammmm October 18, 2020
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Simba

After your male partner pulls out and jizzes on your stomach, he puts his thumb into said jizzum, swirls it around, then spreads it across his partner's forehead and says, "Simba".

*Simba must be said a la Rafiki
"I can see what's happening,

she doesn't have a clue,

he'll Simba her face and here's the bottom line,

at least it isn't poo".

"Everything the black light touches is our kingdom."
by Mickey2point0 May 18, 2021
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Simba

when your boyfriend cums in you, you take your thumb and put it in your pussy and swipe it across his forehead while saying simba.
male: did you just simba me
female: Yes
by Mel B And Hailey B August 30, 2022
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Simba

Who's simba? Mufasa Ka Beta
by CallMeMachli September 15, 2020
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Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king
You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba
by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020
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