neuron scavenger

a person who, by default, has no brain. They can only communicate by scavenging whatever neurons they can find, linking them together with chicken wire and gum, and then saying something. Because of how little neurons the person will usually scavenge, they always say the dumbest, most retarded shit on the planet.

dude: "earth is flat!!!:
scientist: "you're actually stupid"
dude: "whenever I go to my lake house, I don't see the river move. so the earth isn't spinning!:
scientist: "what a neuron scavenger"
dude: *silent because couldn't find any neurons to say anything*

by alikeobservant October 16, 2022

pop scavenger

short for popularity scavenger. A boy/girl that tries very hard to be or get some popularity. Almost like scavenging for it. similar to ASB.

Like dating a popular kid you don't even like or hanging around kids that are popular even though you don't like them.

Annoyed Person 1:Why does that girl even date him she obviously doesn't like him.

Annoyed Person 2: He's popular remember?

Annoyed Person 3: She's such a pop scavenger

by namixas11 December 2, 2010

Scavenger

A fireman who repeatedly consumes other firemen’s food from their locker or refrigerator.

Hey bro, I wouldn’t leave that pizza in the fridge. Josh works tomorrow and he’s a total scavenger.

by KupahTroopah July 22, 2021

Temporal scavenger

Someone who wastes too much time on studying the personal histories of people they'll never meet to the point that it affects their existence.

Begone temporal scavenger dog, go lick someone else's clock floor!

by slacketstew October 21, 2019

scavenge trolling

In Left 4 Dead 2's scavenge mode, a human team who waits for the timer to run out because they know that they can win the round without getting the last can because they were able to get your number of cans in a smaller amount of time.

That team is scavenge trolling us. They should just pour the last can and end our misery.

by smael123 March 31, 2012

Scavenger

Someone who is crazy, strange, wild, nasty, unorthodox, rude, savage or barbaric.

Omg, what a SCAVENGER he drunk 50 gallons of whiskey.

SCAVENGER stop eating with your hands.

He lifted 2000 pounds over his head what a SCAVENGER!

Ew, you didn’t flush when you took a shit SCAVENGER!

You fucked 10 girls and one night? You’re a fucking SCAVENGER.

You farted at the table SCAVENGER!

You flipped off your parents? YOU ARE A SCAVENGER!!!

by ThePrimePate May 17, 2018

scavenger

One who takes or uses whatever is discarded. There may be a few reasons for this, & not all scavengers are homeless. Some do it because they dislike consumerism & refuse to buy into it. Others just scavenge because it's free stuff which would otherwise end up in a landfill or dump, & who want to save money. Other people scavenge because they refuse to pay retail; scavenging is one way they get what they want or need. A dedicated scavenger may dumpster dive & own a pickup truck or other vehicle for the specific purpose of transporting scavenged goods.

Yes, I'm a scavenger. 1/3rd of all my stuff is curb finds...I have no shame. Say what you want.

by Onionhead01 May 19, 2024