Northwest College

Supposedly a College in northern and possibly even western Wyoming. many people attend Northwest to prepare their bodies for the reality of leaving the simulation. through means of alcohol poisoning and parental disappointment.

"yeah man I went to Northwest College."

"hmmmmmm that explains the DUI."

by Mildly upset Max February 11, 2019

northwest academy

a "therapeutic boarding school" scam in north idaho where no therapy is actually done and all kids do is sit around and talk about drugs all day! A place where parents send their kids if they smoke weed or don't meet up to social norms. Great place. 10/10

"yo dude my friend got sent to northwest academy the other day."
"damn son we gotta light up a blunt for that nig"

by devastedj2547 November 27, 2017

northwest christian

A school where if money doesn’t fall out your ass, they bully you into submission.

Dang he goes to Northwest Christian, he must have quarters plopping out his ass.

by Parker Farr June 4, 2023

Northwest

Long distance Commute from anywhere to somewhere northwest.

I was planning on going northwest, but then realized that everything is closed due to flurries.

by collegerecessnerd February 17, 2024