Mocha Lung

Similar to the black lung, except this condition is when you are eating a desert with powdered cocoa on the top (like tiramisu or certain coffee style cakes) and you inhale some of the cocoa powder, causing a violent coughing fit.

Me: Wow this piece of tiramisu is huge
Friend: yeah, if you eat that whole thing, you'll be out with the mocha lung for weeks.

by clintone88 March 26, 2010

redneck mocha

a bottle of yoo-hoo on ice with an espresso shot pour over

Make me a redneck mocha

by Tiiiinaaa April 3, 2022

Man Mocha

The manliest of mocha coffees. It is a strong and manly caffeinated drink, originating in the Puerto Vallarta area.

Definite not to be confused with the mocha man.

Rebecca wasn't ready for how strong the man mocha was. But she sure was glad the mocha man was there.

by DrunkenDuncan November 21, 2018

Mocha Pussy

The packages of Hot Coco mix with the top cut off and a person licking the powder.

Dude i saw him eating mocha pussy today
Really? That's a little weird

by Queen.Wish March 29, 2015

welfare mocha

A poor man's mocha. Black drip coffee with a packet of instant cocoa poured in.

I can't afford Starbucks, I'll have a welfare mocha.

by Croditi December 19, 2014

Mocha Pete

A homosexual man that insists he's bisexual.

Ped is a mocha Pete

by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020

mocha starfish

Mocha starfish- a) a nutty and chocolatey frappe with extra whip and a sugar rim,
Or b) a persons feces rimmed anus which is about to be violated by Big John

That common thinks a Mocha starfish is from the coffee house, but Big John is about to show her how to rock down on her mocha starfish.

by Skygirl130 January 26, 2018