Mocha Lung

Similar to the black lung, except this condition is when you are eating a desert with powdered cocoa on the top (like tiramisu or certain coffee style cakes) and you inhale some of the cocoa powder, causing a violent coughing fit.

Me: Wow this piece of tiramisu is huge
Friend: yeah, if you eat that whole thing, you'll be out with the mocha lung for weeks.

by clintone88 March 26, 2010

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Mocha Pete

A homosexual man that insists he's bisexual.

Ped is a mocha Pete

by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020

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Mocha Dip

When you have sex with a beautiful woman and you fuck her in the butt and then stick it in the vagina and back in the butt again, creating the infectious Mocha Dip.

Did you hear what happened to Jessica?! Kyle Mocha Dipped her last weekend!

by KrypticSoul December 05, 2019

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Mocha Pussy

The packages of Hot Coco mix with the top cut off and a person licking the powder.

Dude i saw him eating mocha pussy today
Really? That's a little weird

by Queen.Wish March 27, 2015

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mocha starfish

Mocha starfish- a) a nutty and chocolatey frappe with extra whip and a sugar rim,
Or b) a persons feces rimmed anus which is about to be violated by Big John

That common thinks a Mocha starfish is from the coffee house, but Big John is about to show her how to rock down on her mocha starfish.

by Skygirl130 January 27, 2018

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