Lazer Safe

Safe in its Safest form

That party was lazer safe

Hey Maxime this chicken is lazer safe

by Hbred March 14, 2011

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Lazer-Face

When someone get's really pissed off and has the meanest look on their face! Almost like their about to beat the crap outta you!

Guy 1: Dude, that guy has got a serious Lazer-Face on me!

Guy 2: Well then don't look at him.

Guy 1: I'm trying, but every time i do i get the feeling he's even more pissed off!

by W45H September 2, 2011

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Lazer

Beam of light from a pen

My skeet shot out like a lazer LOL

by Popoopopoo April 24, 2019

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lazer dim 700

Popular atlanta rapper, known for his spelling, whimsical lyrics, and unique flow.

Person 1: Say li twan, have u heard that new Lazer dim 700?
Person 2: No I haven't!

by MarcusTooSwaggy March 18, 2024

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Lazer Whipping

Like pistol whipping but with I Kewl light up gun that both looks and sounds futuristic.

Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"

Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"

Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"

Person 2: "Hahahahaha

by GAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU January 27, 2011

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cunt lazer

1. A prop in an extremely bad alien pornography documentary.

2. A psychotic woman of the bitch variety who continually stares daggers at others In such a way as to make everyone around her detest her enough to want to throat punch her.

Cunt lazer-Tell that cuntlazer to stop looking g at me and get a life.

by Jabathahut May 14, 2016

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