time keeper

the friend who keeps track of all his drunk time traveling friends so as to tell them about it in the morning

John stayed sober so he could be the time keeper for his party buddys.

by Idk Sir charles June 10, 2011

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Brother's Keeper

I keep my promises

Im my brother's keeper, i keep my promises.

by DMXbitch October 23, 2008

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Keeper lit

Keeping it real, Grinding it out, Making sure that the fire will not go out, accelerating at speeds up to and over 100 mph.

Dont be a wee mon and fade keeper lit !

by Handz Sproggen March 18, 2003

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Goal Keeper

A perpectual and never ending cock blocking. A cat whose job is to try everything to block your chances at getting laid. Someone that blocks vagina that isn't his in the first place.

"Everytime with go out to the club, my Goddamn cousin be acting like a goal keeper!"
"... Hatin' ass niggas be baller blockin', acting like some Goal keepers." -Lil' Wayne

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Promise Keeper

One who is excessively Evangelical Christian, even to the point of attending a large conference where 50,000 other men praise God, and are brought to tears by the speakers who point out what bad fathers that all of these men are. While most men who attend these conferences claim to achieve a spiritual "high" and recommit their lives to Jesus, according to statistics, most of these men actually return to their hotel rooms and order pornography.

My Dad came back from a Promise Keeper conference claiming to be a different man, but within a few days he was back to his old ways of ignoring his kids and not having sex with his wife.

by Good boy April 30, 2006

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