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Jarrod

Jarrod is a furry, his fursona is a cat with a big mohawk that is green. Jarrod is a very nice and loving man who loves men, especially an unpleasent man named Aaron. Jarrod loves monkeys and anime, he's overall a nice guy but don't get on his wrong side... his alpha uwu jakeie wakie side will come out!

Be aware of the jarrod
Girl1: Hey I heard jarrod loves monkeys!

Girl2: I heard that hes hot!

Girl1: Oh how I wish i could be with him so bad.. he sounds so hot.. and steamy

Girl3: poo
by GhoulYui March 18, 2023
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jarrod

annoying, loves rohit, pretty sure he tastes like mango, has no friends, sits in seats that people are gonna sit in, eats his own cum, does no friends, dosnt know his place, depressed, autistic cunt, swirly hair at the back of his head, thinks he has friends, texts his Ex who never loved him and hes upset about it through facebook.
no one:
jarrod: i just love the taste of mango in my mouth
by Fhnfyjrdfnntn March 4, 2019
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Jarrod

A clown with a big truck that he thinks is cool

Also 5’2”
“Oh that guy looks like a clown, his name must be jarrod”
by VultureDT September 25, 2020
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Jarrod Alan Houchin

Someone who generally gets ladies at all times of the day. In other terms gets pussy 24/7. And on rare a Jarrod Alan Houchin can be seen snorting whatever is at hand. generally known to be very loyal to the ladies. Jarrod Alan Houchin is one of the best guys you will ever meet loyal true friend. Overall if you are looking for a huge dick or a man to keep you warm at night look for a Jarrod Alan Houchin.
Man Jarrod Alan Houchin is the only man for me
by Loyal defined December 12, 2017
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jarrod fart

Name given to Sneaky dork intern whom cleverly farts in his cubes immissions
God damn! I think I smell a Jarrod fart
by Big Upyourself August 11, 2017
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Jarrod

The bestest boy.

He is the perfect person to marry.

He will dick you down good and har— I mean romantically, make out with you 24/7, he’ll let u touch his juicy abdominal area, and he’ll do anything you want him to do that isn’t weird.

He will take you out to dates every night and really likes adorable animals so you should adopt and raise one together :)
His favourite colours are blue, red, purple and pink, and he likes being called daddy.

If he ever talks about something he really likes he can go on for hours so let him be his little cute excited self ><
He will get his moneys up so he can give you everything you desire.

Ps: he is so unfathomably handsome

Pss: he likes hugs and cuddles

Psss: he’s a pilot

Pssss: if the plane ever crashes it is not his fault and he will use his big muscles to save your life :D
I love Jarrod
by JJ’s best fren July 3, 2023
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Jarroding

Jarroding is the act of pretending to be understanding or listening. Typically, the person Jarroding is kind on the outside but not even thinking about what you're saying on the inside.
Ex. We used to be really close, but then I found out he was jarroding when I was sharing my feelings with him.
by Thatchachski August 24, 2019
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