Bumped the House

The exact opposite of the phrase Jumped the Shark. When a television show hits such heights of popularity that even the White House publicly announces their plans to schedule any broadcasts by the President himself around the scheduled airing of said television show.

Using a direct quote made on January 8, 2010 by the White House Press Secretary run through a Fox News update: The White House does not plan to schedule President Obama's first State of the Union address on the same night as the premiere of the popular ABC series. "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions of people that would hope to finally get some conclusion in 'Lost' are preempted by the president," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Friday.

Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House

by Daylorb January 8, 2010

Bet The House

To bet or wager the maximum amount possible. Usually offered as advice when a particularly juicy bet with good odds is offered.

Whoa, the spread on the Patriots game is only three points!?!? Bet the house!

by Jacaranda January 5, 2022

every room in the house

Response to the phrase "get a room" when wildly making out, inscenuating that the accuser is being hypocritical, thus causing them to mind their own business.

"Hey you two, get a room!" says Jess. "Oh haha, every room in the house, Jess!" says Anna, then Jess slinks away powned.

by Phoenix Titan March 6, 2005

Stuck In The House Syndrome

Stuck in the House Syndrome is when you grow bored of being lazy in your house. Your brain turns to mush, you get tired of sitting so your legs hurt, you don't have anything on t.v to watch, on demand wants to be gay, and you run out of websites and things to do on the computer, you even searched things to do when bored in Google. You feel like rolling on the floor and screaming -__-

PERSON 1: When it snows outside, and my parents refuse to take me anywhere i start to scream and roll on the floor.

PERSON 2: Dude, you must be suffering with stuck in the house syndrome

PERSON 1: Man, i need the cure for SITHS

PERSON 2: Runaway -_-

by Boredchild January 9, 2011

not a dry eye in the house

every single person in a particular space is touched

After listening to the touching news from the US, there is not a dry eye in the house

by chen new July 26, 2015

eat the house

To go on an eating binge that starts slowly with one snack and doesn't stop ends until your stomach physically hurts and almost all the food in your entire apartment is gone.

"Ugh, I feel so sick." "Well, don't fucking eat the house next time."

"I'd really like to go out to dinner, too bad I already ate the house."

by jlovehug May 10, 2009

Brown the house down

Browning the house down is a very complex plan that takes action at a large party. (Graduation, birthday, etc) First of all you must not shit starting at least 3 days before the party while eating food like Taco Bell and taco johns. Get about 5 people to do this. Now when the day of the party comes you and your five friends must disappear in the middle of the party to the bathroom. You didn't forget the laxatives did you?! Of course fucking not! That's the most important part! Now once all six of you have downed a good amount of laxatives it's time to clog that toilet! Stuff one roll of 4 ply toilet paper down that shitter maybe two if you're feeling crazy. Can you feel that? That's the laxatives kicking in! Now you and your buddies must take turns shitting in that clogged ass toilet. After that is over flush that fucker and run! Watch as the owner of the house freaks out as shit water comes seeping out under the door. Congrats you have officially browned the house down!

Person 1: Hey man did you hear about bills party next week?

Person 2: Hell yeah! You wanna brown the house down?

Person 1: Totally I'll text some people and tell them not to take a shit for a while.

Person 2: sweet I'll bring the laxatives!

by The jimmy rustler July 19, 2014