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the woodlands high school

A mess. A high school for almost entirely upper-middle/upper class teenagers who are known for being stuck-up and oblivious to the outside world. The students are much like those in cliché high school movies, very much about cliques. The dress code is ridiculously strict, and recently they’ve started playing weird throwback music at the end of every lunch for some reason (?). One of the most notable traits of this school is the vaping problem, as likely more twhs students own a juul than don’t at this point. There are fights very often, and things have been getting wilder and wilder for this school and it’s entire district since the start of 2019. Stay safe staff and students!
I hate Woodlands kids. Everyone at The Woodlands High School is so fake and clique-y!
by gr8765 March 29, 2019
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The City High School

Highschool in West LA well known for shutting down after only lasting 1 year in 2016. The school was forced to shut down in september due to them being half a million dollars in debt and under-enrolled. All 116 students were forced to find a new school within a week. The principal of the school warned her “PTA” parents (Weren’t actually the PTA but her inner circle of parents) ahead of time that the school would be shut down before the final decision was publically made. She used her connection to neighboring charter school New West to get the the PTA’s kids in. It was widely noticed that all of the students whom she helped were white, and the students who found out later when all of the inner-circle parents kids had already left to other schools, were primarily black and hispanic.

Most of the students who attended city high also attended the prior school, city charter middle school. Small school but everyone in West LA knows someone who knows someone who went to city school during this time.

All of the students from City High School (2016) are right now either crackheads, popular pretty instagram girls, pregnant, drug dealers, GHETTO or fatherless.
I went to The City High School and it was traumatizing.

“What high school did you go to?”
“Oh I went to two, I went to this school called City High School and then I went to Uni.”
“Oh! City high isn’t that the one from LA Times that got shut down? My friends cousin went there!”
by sltysptnx April 6, 2020
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join the mile high club

Join the mile high club. To have sex on a plane. Generally once it's up in the air (hence the mile high) Also included in Nickelback Rockstar lyrics:
gonna join the mile high club at 37 000 feet.
"I hope i join the mile high club on the way to Madrid next week!"
by alex.x April 3, 2008
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St Joesph by the Sea High School

one of 7 high school located right off of hylan blvd on staten island in New York. this is the school where most rich kids go from the football feild. but not everyone is rich their are some kids who have low enough incomes to go their for free through some scholarship program, and there is a cheat for kids who come from divorced parents that pay a much lower fee because of child support fees. the school is very challenging so if u go there and ur not smart than u probably have rich parents paying to keep u there. it’s basically a college prep school but disguised as a catholic school. they do all of their work on iPads so whatever the latest ipad. sea has a bad rep of stuck up hoes going their but a majority of the girls are so nice. sea has an over the top athletics programs and has every sport like: football, basketball,

golf, tennis, sailing, hockey, and a few more that i just don’t know as well as the weirdest clubs like: robotics, italian club, something to do with a daily news and much more. they have a whole team of scientists who will observe you and help you do things like become faster, loose weight, gain muscle, etc.. and they have a chiropractor and some companys app that coaches use to track how much time you spend at their gym and on each piece of equipment it’s basically like having a personal trainer. overall it’s a great school and here’s some advice that the staff won’t tell you - once you get passed midterms it gets easier.
eighth grader- i can’t figure out which high school to go to

ninth grader- well there’s not many options tville is not a good education, csi is for weird kids, moore is on the north shore, all public schools besides tville are in bad neighborhoods, st joesph by the sea high school everyone says is to hard, u prob don’t want to go to an all boy/ all girl school, and tech is impossible to get into unless your russian or asian so good luck
by catholicgallad August 16, 2019
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The Real High School Musical

The girl would have dated the basketball player but then she would realize the black guy was better in bed because of his John Holmes. And then she would get pregnent and the basketball player would catch her cheating because they baby would be half black. Then him and the black guy would have a knife fight, while the girl is on the side lines doing some herion and then she drops the baby and it gets brain damage. Then when the baby grows up it will realize what a failure it is and it will commit suicide which would lead the teen mom and the basketball player into depression
FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL IS THE PUSSY VESRSION OF THE REAL HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
by FUCKING KATY LONGSTREET December 21, 2008
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The God High

A type of high experienced by smoking a shit ton of fake-bake that makes you think you're the only existing thing in the universe. Don't be surprised if you have a heart attack.
He stood still in his chair clenching onto his knees with the facial expression of a murder victim as he was experiencing the god high.
by Ellen Einsworks October 20, 2014
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The Woodlands High School

A high school in the suberb above houston called The Woodlands. The school is known for spawning Jack Ingram, country western singer. The school is mostly white, upper class, and snobby. If you are not pretty, blonde, or some sort of superficial person, you are doomed. The school is disliked by many of it's rivals for being snobby and rude towards others. The pep rallys also tend to have unfortunate incidents, and it's a mess once you get past the pretty outside.
The Woodlands High School basketball team walks in twos when they visit other schools for fear of attack.

The Woodlands High School girls are so obnoxious!
by MagpieKitsune December 2, 2009
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