forklift olympics

A large racing event which occurs when the night crew supervisor at Home Depot is not there, and the manager who substitutes for him just sits in the office and doesn't supervise anything...
Boss just broke his hip. He's going to be out for a week for surgery. I guess we're having the forklift olympics early this year!
by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017
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naked forklift

Conceived while listening to slow jams and doing research on investment warehouse deals – "the naked forklift" is to find your favorite weighty woman, and with arms planked, try to lift her to the top bunk. Back braces recommended…
Have you tried to naked forklift her? that always gets my blood movin'!
by dubl-D January 19, 2012
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Forklifting

Doubly penetrating a woman sideways with one of the homies.
“Damn bro, did you see Maria at that party last night?; she was totally forklifting Bryan and Abel.”
by LickyBlicky September 26, 2020
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forklifted

i found 4 blunts and a forklift and now im gonna spend my night getting forklifted in the backyard
by booboobuubuu November 24, 2024
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