Edison's Head

When your partner's giving oral and surprises you with a lightbulb up the ass

She gave me Edison's Head last night. It was enlightening.

by GirlBussy July 27, 2021

Edison

Edison is the best friend in the world. Also, Edison is a short shy person who is very funny and nice to everyone, Edison has gotten into fights but he fights for what is right! Edison is my best friend and I can’t imagine a world without him

Girl: what’s Edison like

Boy: oh Edison is awesome

by ThatCactus12345678910 June 20, 2020

Edison

To promise an amount of "payment" for goods &or services. Take those goods & or services & not give said payment as promised. Basically a bottom barrel theif that lacks the capacity to formulate an original idea on their own. Taking cred for others works.

Wow! What a Edison .

by Vividamnesia September 26, 2017

Edison

Likes to date hot girls but fumbles the bag a lot .Very good a basketball

Edison fumbled bag

by Eddiefumble November 21, 2021

Edison

A person who shits all the damn time

Edison, please stop shitting. You've shat 5 times today already

by ShitMaster200 June 28, 2024

Edison

An aspiring doctor. Will create a vaccine for cancer later. Wears stylish rectangular glasses

Wow, I wish to be an Edison when I grow up.

by BENAKS July 22, 2019

Edison Ho

Edison Ho loves to eat egg rolls

Edison Ho loves to eat egg rolls

by Ieatpickles69 November 19, 2020